Quote of the day :)

"An idea that is developed and put into action is more important than an idea that exists only as an idea. "- Buddha

UNBEATABLE PJs !!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?
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Monday is a Weak Day....
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Q: Which is the safest way to see a shark?
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Ans: On Television....
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Q: What would Baby Corn say To Mom Corn?
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Guess plz....
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He'll ask:
"Where is Pop Corn?"

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Q: What is the full form of CNBC ???
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It means....
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Cartoon Network for Business Community !!

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Q: Do u know what is the meaning of PYAR?
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Some friends sitting on the table in a BAR.....
& saying.....
"P - YAAR"

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Q1) What is it that RAM can do but RAVAN cant?
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A: Wear a T-SHIRT.


Q2) What is it that RAVAN can do but RAM cant?
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A: Group discussion when he is alone.

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Q: Why did Ram Gopal Varma made 'Phoonk'?
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ANS:
Uski Picchli 'AAG' ko bujhaane ke liye....

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Q: What do u call a 800 year old Hanuman Temple ???
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Guess???
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Give it a shot....
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MARUTI 800!!!

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Dharam Paaji subscribed to Hutch. But the hutch network did not follow him.
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Bcoz the Dog was afraid,
'Kutte! Main tera khoon pee jaunga.'

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Q: Agar Bengali ka phone kat jaaye, to woh kya kahega?
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Socho....
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Kol-Kata.....

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Q: Dada Kondake opened a Bank in the memory of his Mother's Grandmother
i.e. Great Grandmother.
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"I CHI I CHI I" Bank.

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Q: Ek Kaana Ladka kisi ladki ko propose kare to kaunsa song gaayega?
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Ek NAZAR se bhi pyar hota hai, Maine suna hai....

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Bear this PJ !!
Q: What is the difference between Paneer Masala and Paneer 'Tikka' Masala??
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Think!
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Think!
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Simple!
The Latter is Vaccinated...!!

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Q: Why does the BAA of "Kyunki Saas bhi Kabhi Bahu thi" never die?
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Coz God Never Dies....
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BAA 'KHUDA' TUMHI HO!

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Q: If Bill Gate's mother gets bored, What will u call her?
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MOTHER-BOARD!

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Q: Why did the Tightrope Walker visit the ATM?
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Ans: To check his balance....

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UNBEATABLE PJ:

Q: According to Gabbar, Sher Ka Bacha Kaun hai??
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ANS:
HOLI.
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Coz....
He Keeps Saying...
"Holi CUB hai,
CUB hai Holi...."

Joke with a message inside

Joke with a message inside


Click on the image to read it ...

Science Joke II

Two humans ascended a certain geological protuberance to collect a hydride of oxygen whose quantity is not specified member descends dramatically suffering the mechanical damage to the cranial part of his anatomical structured 2nd member follows the 1st in a similar series of rapid irregular disturbing movements...



In simple English Jack and Jill went up the hill 2 fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and jill came tumbling after!!!

Science is such a pain......

Technical Joke

How would an electronics student propose a girl?

"You are the frequency of my sine wave. without you am like a rectifier without a diode. You are the windings of my primary coil, my proposal is the ammeter of my love, don't be a resister please be a conductor"...

Quote for the day

The best vision is insight.....

Another problem caused by Deforestation

Another problem caused by Deforestation

Maths hard as always

Maths hard as always

Work From Home Concept

Almost all of us at some point of time may have heard of something called work from home. I am been working as a freelancer for BPO/IT industry for last 8-9 years. I come across many people who ask me, if they can get work which there sister, brother, wives etc can do from there personal computer. I have even come across people who tell me that they have got project to do from home by paying non-refundable deposit.

First of all to be very frank the 99.9% of all these stuffs are fake. There might be companies offering you quick money just to work for hour or two. There are also many consultant who offer projects on non-refundable deposits. But all these are totally a scam and just to fool people.

There are few opportunities available on net live ptc sites but to even earn 10$ in a year without having a referral is not possible.

The only way you can earn on net is if you have good website with good innovations and which can get you good visitors. You can even earn through the blog but the same thing applies to it.

If you have a website or a blog with good genuine visitors and if you know SEO, then you may earn well through the internet search Program mes like google adssnse which serve advertisers based on website content.

I Still remember everything

I Still remember everything.

I still remember the day I came to know all alphabets.
I still remember my first day I went to my nursery class.
I still remember the pain of the pinch of a pencil tip given by nursery teacher.

I still remember my first day in the school which I was not ready for.
I still remember the first time I got the chance to use the pen in the School and taught as if I am grown enough…..

I still remember the sleepless nights a day before exams as that use to be the Day on which, I got to know what exactly was been written on my note book.

I still remember the long hours I spend before the God in temples and Gurudwaras
So that I can get a Total of 105 marks in all the subjects and get promoted to the
next class.

I still remember all those punishments which were first practiced on me.
I still remember 5Rs pocket money which meant a lot for me.

I still remember the library periods which we spend looking on pictures.
I still remember 6 periods out of 8 which I spend out of the class with my great friends.

I still remember all those pinches given by George Sir which were better Know as polio does at those days.
I still remember the taste of idle and samosa which we had outside the school
campus on credit.


I still remember the last day of the final exam which lead to our great summer
Vacations.
I still remember the day on which for the first and a last time I got a 100% mark
in a subject.
I still remember the day I passed my board exam.

I still remember my first day in college for which I was waiting for years, before realizing that there were no girls in my class as my parents have taken my admission for diploma in Automobile.

I still remember My first job and my first salary.

I still remember working long hours in office on holidays to earn some extra perks, so to buy a gift for a girlfriend.

I still remember the day I had a first sip of beer.
I still remember my first crush.
I still remember the day on which for the first time I rode a bike.
I still remember the long hours our group, spending outside the cafes and colleges just to stare good and beautiful girls.

I still remember the day I introduced my friends with other friend’s girlfriend as mine.

Hope I get many such moments in my life so that after few years I can recollect all these Moments and say that I still remember.

Time pass time pass mein yeah to poem ban gayi